‘If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.’
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors actually issued an hillarious press release:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash…….. Twice a day..
Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the ro
Happily Ever After
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica .Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple.'The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.My wife loo
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One Liner SMS
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I’m writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Just the content part left.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
If 4 out of 5 people SUF
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Most Stupid Questions
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….
Its really funny…enjoy
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
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Solve This Mystery
Three friends went to a hotel. The bill was Rs 75/-Each one contributed Rs.25/-.The waiter took the bill to the Cashier. The cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs.5/- & asked the waiter to returnthem Rs.5/-.
Now the waiter was confused. How to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons? He kept Rs 2 in his pocket & gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.So initially each one had contributed Rs.25. Now as they are given 1 rupee back, their contribution reduces to Rs 24.
They all contributed Rs 24 –That is 24×3=72 &
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Why Is Tech Support The Toughest Job
Why do people say that Technical Support Call Centre Jobs are SO tough. Find out yourselves below - an extract from their daily job.
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Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
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