One Liner SMS

• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  
• If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
  
• We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
  
• Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
  
• I’m writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Just the content part left.
  
• If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  
• If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
  
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  
• Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.