Love And Marriage

A student asked his teacher, “What is love?”

The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”

The student went to the field, went thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but wondered….may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one… but thought may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he saw, he knew he had missed the biggest one, and thus regretted.
So, in the end, he went back to the teacher with empty hand. 

The teacher told him, “…this is love… you keep looking for better ones, but later on you realise that you have already missed the person".

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The student asked: “What is marriage then? 

The teacher said :in order to answer your question, go to the corn field and choose the biggest corn and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick. 

The student went to the corn field, this time he was careful not to repeat the previous mistake, when he reached the middle of the field, he picked one medium corn that he felt satisfied, and came back to the teacher. 

The teacher told him, this time you bring back a corn.... you look for one that is just nice, and you have faith and belief that  this is the best one you can get.... this is marriage

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What Women Want

45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON'T ASK FOR:

1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
...4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.

Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.

KEEP READING ..
11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her feel loved.

Are you thinking of someone?
16. Always hug her and say I love you whenever you see her.
17. Kiss her unexpectedly.
18. Hug her from behind around the waist.
19. Tell her she’s beautiful.
20. Tell her the way you feel about her.

One last thing you need to do to show her you actually do mean it.
21. Open doors for her, walk her to her car - it makes her feel protected, plus it never hurts to act like a gentleman.
22. Tell her she’s your everything - only if you mean it.
23. If it seems like there is something wrong, ask her - if she denies something being wrong, it means SHE DOESN’T WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT - so just hug her.

24. Make her feel loved.
25. Kiss her in front of OTHER girls you know!

WE MIGHT DENY IT BUT WE ACTUALLY LIKE AND KINDA WANT YOU TO TICKLE US ..
26. Don’t lie to her.
27. DON’T cheat on her.
28. Take her ANYWHERE she wants.
29. Text message or call her in the morning and tell her have a good day at school, and how much you miss her.
30. Be there for her whenever she needs you, and even when she doesn’t need you, just be there so she’ll know that she can always count on you.

ARE YOU STILL READING THIS? YOU BETTER, BECAUSE IT’S IMPORTANT.
31. Hold her close when she’s cold so she can hold you too.
32. When you are alone hold her close and kiss her.
33. Kiss her on the cheek; (it will give her the hint that you want to kiss her).
34. While in the movies, put your arm around her and then she will automatically put her head on your shoulder, then lean in and tilt her chin up and kiss her lightly.

35. Don’t ever tell her to leave even jokingly or act like you’re mad. If she’s upset, comfort her.

REMEMBER ALL THESE THINGS WHEN YOU ARE WITH HER NEXT ..
36. When people diss her, stand up for her.
37. Look deep into her eyes and tell her you love her.
38. Lay down under the stars and put her head on your chest so she can listen to the steady beat of your heart, link your fingers together while you whisper to her as she rests her eyes and listens to you.
39. When walking next to each other grab her hand.
40. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

MAKE SURE SHE KNOWS SHES LOVED.
41. Call or text her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
42. Comfort her when she cries and wipe away her tears.
43. Take her for long walks at night.
44. Always remind her how much you love her.
45. Sit on top of her and tell her how much you love her and then bend down to her face and kiss her while you’re sitting on her.

You’ll never know when she needs just a little more love .. ♥!

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Lunar Eclipse - 15th June 2011

This is How Google Is Celebrating June 2011 Lunar Eclipse

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Dr Manmohan Singh - India's PrimeMinister

Dr Manmohan Singh is one of the very literate and highly educated person who has ever been appointed as the Prime Minister of any country. Read below to understand his background.

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Most Amazing Painting

THE COLORED-CHALK MAN IS BACK

This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings.

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General Motors vs Microsoft

‘If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.’
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors actually issued an hillarious press release:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:

• For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash…….. Twice a day..
  
• Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
  
• Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the road, close all of the windows, shut off the car, restart it, and reopen the windows before you could continue. For some reason you would simply accept this.
  
• Occasionally, executing a maneuver such as a left turn would cause your car to shut down and refuse to restart, in which case you would have to reinstall the engine.
  
• Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times as fast and twice as easy to drive – but would run on only five percent of the roads.
  
• The oil, water temperature, and alternator warning lights would all be replaced by a single ‘This Car Has Performed An Illegal Operation’ warning light.
  
• When you apply break the system would ask ‘Are you sure?’ before deploying.
  
• Occasionally, for no reason whatsoever, your car would lock you out and refuse to let you in until you simultaneously lifted the door handle, turned the key and grabbed hold of the radio antenna.
  
• Every time a new car was introduced car buyers would have to learn how to drive all over again because none of the controls would operate in the same manner as the old car.
  
• You’d have to ‘Start’ to turn the engine off.

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Happily Ever After

A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica .

Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say,  'What a peaceful & loving couple.'

The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.

The Husband replied:  "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.

We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.

We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.

My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, 'That's once.'

We proceeded a little further and her horse stumbled again. Again my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'

We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time my wife got off the horse, quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.

I SHOUTED at her, 'What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that, are you *%&#@$ crazy!?'

She looked at ME, and quietly said, 'That's once.'

And from that moment..... we have lived happily every after.

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One Liner SMS

• When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
  
• If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
  
• We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
  
• Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
  
• I’m writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Just the content part left.
  
• If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
  
• To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
  
• If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it?
  
• I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
  
• Knowledge is power, and power corrupts. So study hard and be evil.

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Most Stupid Questions

10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….
Its really funny…enjoy


At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..


In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?

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Solve This Mystery

Three friends went to a hotel. The bill was Rs 75/-
Each one contributed Rs.25/-.
The waiter took the bill to the Cashier. The cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs.5/- & asked the waiter to return
them Rs.5/-.

Now the waiter was confused. How to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons? 
He kept Rs 2 in his pocket & gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.
So initially each one had contributed Rs.25. Now as they are given 1 rupee back, their contribution reduces to Rs 24.

They all contributed Rs 24 –
That is 24×3=72 & 2 rupees are in the waiters pocket.
The total becomes 74. But they had paid Rs 75.

Where is the remaining 1 rupee?????????

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Why Is Tech Support The Toughest Job

Why do people say that Technical Support Call Centre Jobs are SO tough. Find out yourselves below - an extract from their daily job.

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• Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
• Customer : “Ok.”
• Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
• Customer : “No.”
• Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
• Customer : “No.”
• Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
• Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”

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• Customer : “I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message.”

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