A student asked his teacher, “What is love?”
The teacher said, “in order to answer your question, go to the wheat field and choose the biggest wheat and come back. But the rule is: you can go through them only once and cannot turn back to pick.”
The student went to the field, went thru first row, he saw one big wheat, but wondered….may be there is a bigger one later. Then he saw another bigger one… but thought may be there is an even bigger one waiting for him.
Later, when he finished more than half of the wheat field, he started to realise that the wheat is not as big as the previous one he
What Women Want
45 THINGS A GIRL WANT, BUT WON'T ASK FOR:
1. Touch her waist.
2. Actually talk to her.
3. Share secrets with her.
...4. Give her your jacket.
5. Kiss her slowly.
Are you remembering this?
6. Hug her.
7. Hold her.
8. Laugh with her.
9. Invite her somewhere.
10. Hangout with her and your friends together.
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11. Smile with her.
12. Take pictures with her.
13. Pull her onto your lap.
14. When she says she loves you more, deny it. Fight back.
15. When her friends say “I love her more than you”, deny it. Fight back and hug her tight so she can’t get to her friends. It makes her f
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Dr Manmohan Singh - India's PrimeMinister
Dr Manmohan Singh is one of the very literate and highly educated person who has ever been appointed as the Prime Minister of any country.Read below to understand his background.
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Most Amazing Painting
THE COLORED-CHALK MAN IS BACK
This guy continues to amaze people with his sidewalk 3D chalk drawings.
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General Motors vs Microsoft
‘If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25 cars that got 1,000 miles to the gallon.’
In response to Bill’s comments, General Motors actually issued an hillarious press release:
If GM had developed technology like Microsoft, we would all be driving cars with the following characteristics:
For no reason whatsoever, your car would crash…….. Twice a day..
Every time they repainted the lines in the road, you would have to buy a new car.
Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason. You would have to pull to the side of the ro
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Happily Ever After
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica .Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, 'What a peaceful & loving couple.'The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America," explained the man.We visited the Grand Canyon in Arizona and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.My wife loo
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
If a train station is where the train stops, what is a work station?
We’ll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
I’m writing a book. I've got the page numbers done. Just the content part left.
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of payments.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
If 4 out of 5 people SUF
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Most Stupid Questions
10 most stupid questions people usually ask in obvious situations….
Its really funny…enjoy
At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:-
Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:-
Dont u know, I sell tickets in black over here..
In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:-
Sorry, did that hurt?
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Solve This Mystery
Three friends went to a hotel. The bill was Rs 75/-Each one contributed Rs.25/-.The waiter took the bill to the Cashier. The cashier was happy & decided to give them a discount of Rs.5/- & asked the waiter to returnthem Rs.5/-.
Now the waiter was confused. How to distribute Rs 5 among 3 persons? He kept Rs 2 in his pocket & gave one rupee to each one of the 3 persons.So initially each one had contributed Rs.25. Now as they are given 1 rupee back, their contribution reduces to Rs 24.
They all contributed Rs 24 –That is 24×3=72 &
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Why Is Tech Support The Toughest Job
Why do people say that Technical Support Call Centre Jobs are SO tough. Find out yourselves below - an extract from their daily job.
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Tech Support : “I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.”
Customer : “Ok.”
Tech Support : “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
Customer : “No.”
Tech Support : “Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
Customer : “Sure, you told me to write ‘click’ and I wrote ‘click’.”
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