India's Most Hilarious Leave Application

1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:
   "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave."
   
   
2. This is from Oracle Bangalore: >From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
   "as I want to shave my son's head, please leave me for two days.."
   
   
3. Another gem from CDAC. Leave-letter from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding:
   "as I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave.."
   
   
4.  From H.A.L. Administration Dept:
   "As my mother-in-law has expired and I am only one responsible for it, please grant me 10 days leave."
   
   
5. Another employee applied for half day leave as follows:
   "Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o-clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
   
   
6. An incident of a leave letter:
   "I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday."
   
   
7. A leave letter to the headmaster:
   "As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache. I request you to leave me today"
   
   
8. Another leave letter written to the headmaster:
   "As my headache is paining, please grant me leave for the day."
   
   
9. Covering note:
   "I am enclosed herewith..."
   
   
10. Another one:
    "Dear Sir: with reference to the above, please refer to my below..."
    
    
11. Actual letter written for application of leave:
    "My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
    
    
12. Letter writing:-
    "I am well here and hope you are also in the same well."
    
    
13. A candidate's job application:
    "This has reference to your advertisement calling for a ' Typist and an Accountant - Male or Female'... As I am both(!! )for the past several years and I can handle both with good experience, I am applying for the post.