One Day Our Country Will Be Corruption Free
Teacher Asked Santa - Which Tense Is This ?
Santa - thinks for a moment and says " Future Impossible Tense"
Teacher - angry - Who Taught You This
Santa - AajTak
KBC and Santa Banta
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and he still has 2 of his lifelines with him - “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”.
Santa Singh is playing the 13th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…
Amitabh Bachchan : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…
Santa Singh gets Tensed…
Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?
Your options are…
A: Amitabh Bachchan
B: Dharmendra
C: Amzad Khan (Gabbar)
D: Sanjeev Kumar
Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aap
Retirement Policy
I got a call for RETIREMENT POLICY and this is how discussion took place -
GIRL - Sir if you invest 4000/- per month you will get 1 cr after your retirement.
My ans. :- Nice offer but make it reverse. Give me 1cr today and take 4000/- PM from me till my RETIREMENT..
She simply disconnected the call....
The Tale Of Onion
If things are re-written, this is how it would be:
There was a time when people cried only while chopping onions. Now they cry even while buying onions
Thappad se darr nahi lagta hai sahab, PYAAZ se lagta hai - Sonakshi Sinha from Dabangg 1
A friend bought 3Kg onions and became the new hero of the society. He updated this on Facebook and got 857 likes on his status update.
The Lays Cream & Onion flavor is gonna be just Cream
Now I know that she is really crying because she can't afford onions
Rupee is falling, onion price rising. Union Bank of India should change to 'Onion Bank of I
Mercedes Benz Ener-G-Force
Mercedes-Benz Ener-G-Force concept is a G-Class for the future
Looking to create an entrant for this year's LA Design Challenge, Mercedes-Benz came up with the Ener-G-Force to fit the theme of Highway Patrol Vehicle 2025. Mercedes-Benz says that the styling of the Ener-G-Force builds on many cues from the Mercedes-Benz G-Class, and like the original G-Wagen introduced in 1979 as a civilian version of a military vehicle, it didn't take much imagination to envision a civilian version of the Ener-G-Force. Of course, it wouldn't be a futuristic concept vehicle without some sort of advanced
Humour-Painted Bathroom Floor & Ceiling
YOU GOTTA LOVE THIS ONE.
THIS IS A CEILING MURAL IN A SMOKERS' LOUNGE.
An Awesome Toilet!
THE LADY IS GETTING READY TO ENTER IT!
10 Commandments For Working Hard
1 - Never walk without a document in your hands.
People with documents in their hands look like hardworking employees heading for important meetings. People with nothing in their hands look like they're heading for the cafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look like they're heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure you carry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generating the false impression that you work longer hours than you do.
2 - Use computers to look busy.
Any time you use a computer, it looks like "work" to the casual observer. You can send and receive perso
