One Day Our Country Will Be Corruption Free
Teacher Asked Santa - Which Tense Is This ?
Santa - thinks for a moment and says " Future Impossible Tense"
Teacher - angry - Who Taught You This
Santa - AajTak
KBC and Santa Banta
Santa Singh has answered 12 out of the 15 questions correct and he still has 2 of his lifelines with him - “50-50″ and “Phone a Friend”.
Santa Singh is playing the 13th Question now which is for 25 Lacs. Let’s see what happens next…
Amitabh Bachchan : Apka 13th question 25 lakh ke liye, yeh raha aapke saamne aapki Computer Screen par…
Santa Singh gets Tensed…
Amitabh Bachchan : Who is the father of Abhishek Bachchan?
Your options are…
A: Amitabh Bachchan
B: Dharmendra
C: Amzad Khan (Gabbar)
D: Sanjeev Kumar
Amitabh Bachchan : Toh Santa Singh Jee kya Jawaab hai aap
Retirement Policy
I got a call for RETIREMENT POLICY and this is how discussion took place -
GIRL - Sir if you invest 4000/- per month you will get 1 cr after your retirement.
My ans. :- Nice offer but make it reverse. Give me 1cr today and take 4000/- PM from me till my RETIREMENT..
She simply disconnected the call....
The Tale Of Onion
If things are re-written, this is how it would be:
There was a time when people cried only while chopping onions. Now they cry even while buying onions
Thappad se darr nahi lagta hai sahab, PYAAZ se lagta hai - Sonakshi Sinha from Dabangg 1
A friend bought 3Kg onions and became the new hero of the society. He updated this on Facebook and got 857 likes on his status update.
The Lays Cream & Onion flavor is gonna be just Cream
Now I know that she is really crying because she can't afford onions
Rupee is falling, onion price rising. Union Bank of India should change to 'Onion Bank of I
